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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:40
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Forget Ray-Bans: The $399 Meta Oakley smart glasses are better in almost every way - ZDNET
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Oldest human DNA ever found tells the story of a lost branch on the human family tree - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
T.J. Oshie, the Caps’ beloved ‘warrior,’ announces his NHL retirement - The Washington Post
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Florida Panthers vs Edmonton Oilers Prediction 6/14/25 NHL Picks - PickDawgz
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dolorum fugit ut molestiae voluptatem minima non.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks